Lovely London Affectionate Kittens for sale in

***** NB. Sending a 1-line message or not doing as instructed will result in you not hearing back from me. If you want a reply, please READ this advert in full first, and follow the instructions shown at the end of the ad by WRITING ABOUT YOU (and NOT send a 1-liner). Doing so will mean you will hear from me. Not following those simple instructions or sending a 'can't-be-bothered' kind of 1-line message will get binned unread. *****

I have for sale very affectionate kittens. There are black, tabby and tabby-white tabby kittens. There are boys and girls. These kittens are in excellent health, are litter trained, and they are eating both meat and biscuits. These kittens are playful, having been used to human touch and affections. Those who are genuine and writing well to introduce themselves in replying to this ad, will be given full details of them and their mum cat, and will be shown lots more pics and videos of them.

They are £20 each.

Priority will also be given to those who ask me about health and personality in cat/kittens, those who are open to taking any kittens regardless of colour, and to those who don’t say they don’t want a black cat. Priority will not be given to those who only ask about 'looks', ‘colour’ and 'demanding' more photos, because all they care about in cats and animals (or also in their human partners and friends too?) is 'colour' and 'visual looks', like 'outer beauty', as what matters to them in looking for a partner/companion/pet, is one's 'shell' and how attractive one is in appearance, as they have no interest in personality or health of someone or an animal, as all they care about is only how stunning looking attractive someone or a cat is on the surface. If that is you, these cat/kittens are not for you. Please ask yourself if you can love and treat equally an animal (and a human being) regardless of one's colour or their looks/attractiveness. Priority will also be given to those who want 2 kittens (or more), as I’d like the kitties not to go alone where possible.

INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO NEXT.

I will not rehome on a first-come-first serve basis, and I certainly will NOT rehome to you if you send a 'can't-be-bothered' type of 1 or 2-liner. (If you do that, you will have failed the very first of the screening and vetting process as a potential cat owner/buyer.) I will rehome to good homes and genuine potential new cat/kitten owners. If you are interested in buying and think you are seriously ready for a cat, please do the following:

1) Please write in your own words to introduce yourselves to me. You don't have to write an essay, but you won't be able to introduce yourself to me in a 1-line message.

2) Please include your mobile phone number.

See? It's not much to ask, is it? Having a cat is potentially up to 20 years of commitments of caring for a living being that depends on you daily. If you think you are ready for this responsibility, you can spend 2 minutes writing about you to demonstrate that you are serious (and not spend 2 seconds clicking a button or sending a 'can't-be-bothered' type of 1-liner that merits nothing other than binning). If you do the above two, you will hear from me. Thanks.