3-month old Kitten London

***** NB1. Sending a 1-line message or not doing as instructed will result in you not hearing back from me. If you want a reply, please READ this advert in full first, and follow the instructions shown at the end of the ad by WRITING ABOUT YOU (and NOT send a 1-liner) WITH YOUR PHONE/WA NUMBER. Doing so will mean you will hear from me. Not following those simple instructions or sending a 'can't-be-bothered' kind of 1-line message will result in a copy-paste rejection message or getting binned unread. *****

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ABOUT THE KITTEN:

I have for sale an affectionate kitten. It is a black kitten and I believe it is a boy kitty. This kitten is in excellent health, is litter trained, and is eating both meat and biscuits. The kitten is playful, having been used to human touch and affections.

Those who are genuine and writing well to introduce themselves in replying to this ad with their number, will be given full details of the kitten and more images with its mum cat that you can already see in the ad.

The cost of the kitten is £100.

Priority will also be given to those who ask me about health and personality in cats/kittens, those who are open to taking any kittens regardless of colour, and to those who don't say they don't want black cats. (You are not a racist who hate blacks, are you? Or are you?)

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INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO NEXT:

I will not rehome on a first-come-first serve basis, and I certainly will NOT rehome to you if you send a 'can't-be-bothered' type of 1 or 2-liner. (If you do that, you will have failed the very first steps of the screening/vetting process as a potential cat owner/buyer.) I will rehome to good homes and genuine potential new cat/kitten owners. If you are interested in buying and think you are seriously ready for a cat, please do the following:

1) Please write in your own words to introduce yourselves to me. You don't have to write an essay, but you won't be able to introduce yourself to me in a 1-line message.

2) Please include your mobile phone number.

(Believe you me, it doesn't take 2 hours. It doesn't take 20 minutes either. Maybe 2 minutes, which really isn't much when we are talking about up to a 20-year commitment.)

See? It's not much to ask, is it? Having a cat is potentially up to 20 years of commitments of caring for a living being that depends on you daily. If you think you are ready for this responsibility, you can spend 2 minutes writing about you to demonstrate that you really are serious (and not spend 2 seconds clicking a button or sending a 'can't-be-bothered' type of 1-liner or a 1-worder that merits nothing other than binning). If you do the above two, you will hear from me. Thanks.